Arrr! Vatican grants the go-ahead for swashbucklin’ Italian lads in seminaries, as long as they keep their cannons sheathed!
2025-01-10
Arrr, me hearties! The church be sayin' ye can’t walk the plank fer yer love choices! In Italy, they’ve hoisted a new flag sayin’ all fine lads and lasses be welcome in the seminary, no matter who they fancy! Hoist yer sails and let love reign!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears, fer I bring news from the land of Italy, where the winds of change be blowin' through the hallowed halls of the seminary! Aye, ye heard it right—those lad and lass candidates, as fine as a ship’s bow on a calm sea, shan't be tossed aside because of their romantic interests, be they with lasses or lads!The new church guidelines be as fresh as a sea breeze, decreein’ that all souls, regardless of who they fancy, deserve a place at the table of the Lord. Aye, it seems even the sternest of bishops be comin’ to see the light, realizing that love can be as diverse as the treasures buried on distant shores!
So, hoist the sails of acceptance, me hearties! No longer will the seminary be a haven for just a certain breed of mate, but a grand flotilla where all can navigate the stormy seas of faith together. With a hearty laugh and a mug o’ rum, let us toast to this jolly good news! May the tides of tolerance roll in, and let every heart set sail for the glory of the divine, no matter who they fancy! Yarrr!