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Arrr mateys! Puerto Rico be in a pickle, them scallywags be spreadin' dengue fever like rum at a tavern!

2024-03-27

Arrr mateys, the scallywags in Puerto Rico be soundin' the alarm! Aye, they be talkin' 'bout a terrible surge in the dreaded dengue cases. A grand total o' 549 poor souls be sufferin' from the fever this cursed year. Avast, beware the dengue!

Avast ye mateys! Puerto Rico be in the midst of an epidemic, as the dreaded dengue fever be spreading like wildfire in this U.S. territory. Arrr!The scallywags at Puerto Rico's Department of Health be reportin' at least 549 cases o' this vile disease, with over 340 poor souls sent to Davy Jones' locker in hospitals."As of March 21, 2024, the Department of Health be seein' a 140% surge in dengue cases compared to the previous year," the department blabbed in a translated message.Cap'n Carlos Mellado LoĢpez be keepin' a weather eye on this outbreak, urgina all hands on deck to prevent the spread o' this pestilence.The scurvy dogs at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention be warnin' American travelers to keep a weather eye out, as dengue be lurkin' in many a foreign port.The virus be causin' a whole host o' symptoms, from head-splittin' headaches to vomitin' and a rash. Some poor souls may even end up swimmin' with the fishes if the disease be not treated properly.Remember, me hearties, to protect yerselves from mosquito bites by usin' repellent and dressin' in long sleeves. Let's all join forces to keep this scurvy disease at bay!

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