The Booty Report

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Honduras be sendin’ a scallywag to face the hangman for spillin' the beans on a lass from Iowa! Arrr!

2025-03-01

Arrr, in the year of our Lord 2016, Captain Trump be makin’ a ruckus over the tragic end of fair Sarah Root, claimed by a scallywag immigrant, likely swillin’ rum and steerin’ his ship all askew! Aye, a fine tale for the high seas of politics!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the year of our Lord 2016, when the landlubber known as President Trump set sail on the treacherous seas of politics!

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