"Avast! US must hoist the sails against this wave of landlubber hate—'tis a mighty painful tempest, I say!"
2024-11-24
Arrr matey! After a ruckus over footy in Amsterdam, the Jews be feelin' the heat across the seven seas! One savvy captain o' the Jewish crew be demandin' the Yanks to hoist their diplomatic sails and battle the vile hate, lest we all be walkin' the plank!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of Amsterdam on the seventh day of November! A scallywag mob took to the streets, chasin’ after the fair folk of Israel, thinkin’ it a fine sport, callin’ it a “Jew hunt”—a right antisemitic pogrom if there ever was one! By the end of their ruckus, five poor souls found themselves in the ship’s hospital, while the rioters set a tram ablaze, lettin’ the fires of hate blaze bright across Europe!Now, me hearties, the Rabbi Cooper from the Simon Wiesenthal Center put a travel advisory on Amsterdam faster than a cannonball, warnin’ all good sailors to steer clear of the place. It’s a rare move, but such be the times! With attacks raisin’ in the wake of Hamas’ dastardly deeds, antisemitism be on the rise, like a kraken from the deep, with reports of incidents spikin’ across the continent!
Even the Chief of Police in Berlin be warnin’ Jewish folk and the gay crew to tread carefully in certain neighborhoods, lest they be caught in a storm of hate. ‘Tis a sorry state of affairs when our brethren must hide their symbols o’ faith like a buried treasure. So heed this tale, me buccaneers, and keep yer eyes peeled for the waves of intolerance that be sweepin’ the seas of Europe!