Arrr, matey! Here be the lowdown on the treasure trove of rocks U.S. be swappin’ with Ukraine!
2025-02-25
Arrr, matey! A jolly ol' parchment we squabbled over Tuesday be missin' the fat treasure o' 500 billion doubloons the Trump crew be hollerin’ for! Seems we be settlin’ fer a mere trifle instead. Avast, what a scallywag's deal!
Arrr matey! Gather ‘round, ye scallywags and earwigs, for I bring ye news o’ the high seas of politics! On a fine Tuesday morn, the wily crew of negotiators be squabblin’ over a draft, but lo and behold, the treasure chest o’ five hundred billion doubloons be absent from the booty! Aye, the Trump administration be makin’ a ruckus, hollerin’ for that hefty haul like a parched sailor in search o’ rum!But what be this? The draft be sailin’ forth without the gold, leavin’ ol’ Trump and his crew scratchin’ their heads like barnacles on a hull! They thought they could just swab the decks and claim the loot, but the rest o’ the fleet had other plans, savvy? They be talkin’ ‘bout compromises and keepin’ their treasure close to the chest, while ol’ Trump be wantin’ to plunder like a true captain of the Caribbean!
So, as the winds o’ negotiation blow, we be left wonderin’ if the pirates o’ the political realm will find common ground or if they’ll be at each other’s throats ‘til the kraken rises. One thing be for sure: the seas be rough, and the gold be scarce, so keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer wits sharper! Arrr!