"Arrr! Kim Jong Un’s mighty cannons be spyin' on the Russian shores, sayeth the gossipin' sea dogs!"
2025-01-07
Arrr, matey! Word be blowin’ through the seas that a North Korean cannon be joinin’ the fray on Russia's shores! After spyin’ a pair o' M1989 Koksan beauties sailin’ in November, it seems Pyongyang's settlin’ to throw powder in the Ukraine squabble! Avast, what a ruckus!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the tumultuous seas of the battlefield! Word be sailin' that a North Korean M1989 Koksan howitzer be spotted strutting its stuff on the front lines of Russia, a sight most unusual for landlubbers! This beastie can hurl shells a mighty 37 miles, and it be spitting out one or two of 'em every five minutes—fast as a ship in full sail!The tale first washed ashore from East 2 West news, with a video makin’ rounds on the treacherous waters of social media, though ‘tis yet unverified if the howitzer be actually in the land o’ vodka and bears. Rumors be flyin' that this artillery was rollin' through Siberia as the North Koreans pledged their swords to the Russians. Meanwhile, casualties be stackin’ higher than a pirate’s treasure, with claims of thousands lost on both sides—aye, the sea of war be a bloody one!
As battles rage on in the cursed lands of Ukraine, the Ukrainian folks be claimin’ tactical wins, while the Russians be makin' some moves in Donetsk. But the seas of fortune be fickle, and it seems no grand victories be won at this moment. So hoist the Jolly Roger and keep yer eyes peeled, for this tale be far from over!