Arrr! The F.A.A.’s mighty warning horn be back, lettin' landlubbers fly without fear o' Davy Jones!
2025-02-02
Arrr, matey! Captain Sean Duffy of the transportation fleet be sayin’ the Federal Aviation crew be usin’ their trusty ol’ backup sails while fixin' the ruckus! Aye, even in the skies, we be needin' a good backup to keep our ships a-flyin’!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale o’ the skies to spin! It be none other than the great Sean Duffy, the Captain o’ Transportation, who be spoutin' some news worthy of a raucous shanty! The good ol' Federal Aviation Administration—aye, them be the lads what keep the birds flyin’—had a wee mishap, ye see. But fear not, fer they ain’t just flappin' in the breeze!As the storm clouds gathered, them FAA scallywags whipped out their trusty backup system, like a pirate pullin' a secret stash o’ rum from beneath the floorboards! “Avast!” they cried, “We shan't be caught with our sails down!” So, while the problem was bein' sorted, they kept the skies clear, and the ships o’ the air sailed on, smooth as a mermaid’s song. No need for panic or mutiny among the crew of wayward travelers, fer all was under control!
So, raise a tankard to the guardians of the heavens, who, with a wink and a nod, kept the aviators flyin' high. And let this be a lesson, mates: when the winds be blowin’ fierce, always have a backup plan, lest ye find yerself marooned at the docks of chaos!