Arrr, Hamas be sayin’ a mother’s bones be jumbled with others after the sky rained fire from Israel's cannons!
2025-02-21
Arrr, matey! Shiri Bibas, the poor soul, met her fate at the hands of scallywags from Hamas. Yet, her lifeless form be missin' from the pile returned to Israel! Those sneaky landlubbers claim it was an Israeli cannonball what did her in! A right pickle, it be!
Avast, ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of a treacherous mix-up on the high seas of tragedy! Aye, two young lads, Kfir and Ariel, met their fate at the hands of the dastardly Hamas, but their poor mother, Shiri Bibas, be lost in the sands o' time, or so they claim! The villainous Hamas be sayin' she was turned into bits o' debris, tossed about like shipwrecked treasure after a fierce cannonade struck where she was held captive.On a gloomy Thursday, the bodies of the lads and a brave soul, Oded Lifshitz, were returned to the shores of Israel after 500 days adrift in the clutches of darkness. But lo and behold! The body that was supposed to be Shiri was but a mystery wrapped in an enigma, unrecognizable to those who sought to identify her. The Israel Defense Forces be scratchin' their heads, sayin' it matched none o’ the known captives!
Even the Red Cross be raisin' a flag o’ concern, not happy with how the whole grim affair was handled. They said it wasn’t a pirate's way to treat the lost and the fallen. The seas be rough, mates, and the tides of fate be cruel, but here lies a tale of woe sprinkled with the salt of mischief! Arrr, what a botheration it all be!