Arrr, Trump be vowin’ the US shall own Gaza, with them Middle East mates helpin' patch up the wreckage!
2025-02-10
Arrr, President Trump be settin' his sights on snatchin' Gaza for the good ol' U.S.A! He be sayin' he might let them fancy Middle Eastern gents fix it up a bit. A right jolly plan, eh? A pirate’s life for real estate, I say!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round fer a tale of President Trump, the swashbucklin' captain of the U.S. ship! On a fine Sunday, whilst sailin' aboard Air Force One towards the grand Super Bowl port in New Orleans, he declared his ambition to purchase and claim the land o' Gaza as a treasure of the U.S.!“Aye, we be takin’ Gaza fer ourselves!” he proclaimed, eye patch on, parrot in tow. “But we might let the fine folk of the Middle East do some fixin’ up once we’ve laid claim to it. No room fer them pesky Hamas scallywags!” With a hearty laugh, he noted, “The place be a wreck, a demolition site, like a shipwreck on the high seas!”
Meanwhile, other kingdoms in the region, like Saudi Arabia, be givin’ the captain a hearty "Nay!" and warned that his plan be stirrin’ up a hornet’s nest of trouble. “If ye think ye can just clean out the place and sail away, ye be mistaken!” they warned, shakin' their heads like old sea dogs.
As Trump prepares to parley with kings and princes, the seas be stormy and the future uncertain. One thing’s fer sure, this be one pirate's tale that’ll be told in taverns for many a moon!