The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Chad be cuttin' ties with France, savin' the rum for hisself instead of share 'n' fightin'!

2024-11-29

Arrr, matey! Chad’s choice be another cannonball to France’s already leaky ship o' influence in them troubled Saharan seas, where the scallywags from Russia be settin’ their flags high! Blimey, the French be swabbin’ the deck while the Russians hoist the Jolly Roger!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I be havin' news that be makin' the sails of France flap like a jellyfish in a storm! The good ol’ landlubbers of Chad have gone and dealt a mighty blow to the wanin’ power of the French fleet in the treacherous waters o’ the Sahara. Aye, it be a rough sea for them Frenchies, what with the dark clouds o’ Russian influence loom'n over the horizon like a ghost ship!

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