The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! A bus took a dive off the bridge in Guate, sendin' 53 souls to Davy Jones' locker! Blimey!"

2025-02-10

Arrr, matey! At the crack o' dawn, a rickety bus be crashin' into fine ships on a grand bridge in Guatemala's heart! It took a nosedive into the depths o' a ravine, leavin' the crew wonderin' if they be sailin' the seas or dancin' with Davy Jones! Ha ha!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be bringin' ye a tale of misfortune on the high seas of the city—though this be landlubber territory! On the mornin' of a cursed Monday, a great beast of a bus, full o' souls seekin' their fortunes, did set sail across a mighty bridge in the heart of Guatemala's capital.

But lo and behold! The ship o' metal did collide with other vessels on that fateful span, causin' a ruckus fit fer a tavern brawl! 'Twas a sight most comical, like a troupe of drunken sailors dancin' a jig, as the bus careened to and fro, clashin' with its brethren. Then, to the horror of all, it did tumble into the abyss—a ravine, dark and deep, awaitin' to swallow it whole!

Aye, the passengers must've felt like fish outta water as they plummeted, wonderin' if they'd meet Davy Jones hisself! So raise a tankard to the brave souls aboard that bus, who be now part of a tale to regale in the taverns! Let this serve as a warnin': watch yer course, or ye may find yerself on a most perilous adventure, far from the comforts of home!

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