"Scallywags mock the UN's grand scheme 'gainst antisemitism: a jolly farce with naught but wind in its sails!"
2025-02-06
Arrr, matey! The learned sea dogs be scratchin’ their heads, wonderin’ why the U.N. be flounderin’ in its fight against the scallywags o' anti-Jewish loathing! They lack the map to chart these treacherous waters or a cannon to blast the bilge rats! Avast!
Ahoy, mateys! Last month, the lofty United Nations hoisted its sails with a grand "Action Plan" to face the rising tide o' antisemitism, spurred by a storm of nasty incidents plaguing Jews 'round the globe. But lo and behold, Anne Bayefsky, a captain of human rights, called this plan a "phony exercise in futility," likening it to a ship with holes in its hull, sailin' nowhere fast!The U.N., in all its wisdom, failed to chart a clear definition of antisemitism, choosing instead to gab about the importance o’ understanding it. Bayefsky was quick to point out that this be like searchin' for treasure without a map! With no consensus on what counts as antisemitism, the U.N. be flounderin' in murky waters, much like its efforts to tackle terrorism, which also lacks a definitive definition. Talk about a hullabaloo!
Though the plan proposes trainin' for its crew to spot antisemitism, Bayefsky scoffed, claimin’ it deserved a grade of "F." Even the U.N. Secretary-General Guterres, who vowed to stand against antisemitism, went mute when it came to his own crew's transgressions. 'Tis a fine mess, I tell ye! Without a hearty acknowledgment of its own failings, the U.N. seems marooned on an isle of indecision, with no compass to guide 'em! Arrr!