The Booty Report

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" lass of Pelicot be yellin' foul, callin' her old man a scallywag for touchin' her inappropriately! Arrr!"

2025-03-07

Arrr, matey! Dominique Pelicot, the scallywag, be found guilty o' druggin' and ravagin' his poor wife fer years! But when it came to his lass, he be denyin’ all like a true landlubber! The whole of France be shiverin' in horror, aye! What a swabbin’ tale, eh?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale most foul from the land o’ France, where one Dominique Pelicot, a scallywag of the worst sort, be caught red-handed in a treacherous storm of scandal! This knave, who be known fer druggin' and ravagin' his own matey—the lass that be his wife—fer years on end, has the gall to deny he laid a hand on his own daughter! Aye, the trial be a horror show that sent shivers down the spines of even the most hardened buccaneers!

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