The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! A Delta ship met Davy Jones' door in Toronto, but we dodged a watery grave, me hearties!"

2025-02-18

Arrr! All 80 scallywags aboard Delta Flight 4819 be livin’ to tell the tale, after takin’ a wild tumble in the blustery snows of Toronto! 'Twas a bumpy ride, but no soul was lost—just a heap o' rum to warm the bones, savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the skies! The valiant crew and scallywags aboard Delta Flight 4819 found themselves in a right pickle, crash-landin’ at the frozen port of Toronto, where the winds be howlin’ and the snow be fallin’ like a treasure trove o' white gold!

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