The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr matey! Under Captain Trump’s rule, America’s makin’ merry with scallywags from Russia, North Korea, and Belarus! Avast!

2025-02-25

Arrr, when it be the ruckus in Ukraine, Cap'n Trump be settin' sail with the scallywags o' the world, spittin' in the eye of his trusty mates like Britain, France, and the rest o' that crew! Blimey, what a jolly mess!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the tempestuous seas of politics! Our good ol' captain, President Trump, be settin' sail in a most peculiar direction 'gainst the winds of tradition. Aye, whilst the fine nations of Britain, France, Germany, Canada, Japan, and Italy be hoistin' their flags in solidarity fer Ukraine, Trump be cozyin' up with the bilge rats of the world – them outlier states that be swimmin' against the current!

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