The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Biden's steerin' the ship, keepin' Japan's Nippon from plunderin' our U.S. Steel treasure! Avast, matey!

2025-01-03

Arrr, matey! The captain o' the land be spillin' the beans 'bout the fate o' that famed Pennsylvania treasure chest, stirrin' up a ruckus 'mongst the scallywags in an election year. Expect the news to sail in as soon as Friday, savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather round, fer I have a tale to spin ‘bout the fate o’ a mighty company that be anchored in the heart o’ Pennsylvania! Word be blowin’ in from the high seas o’ politics that the esteemed captain of the nation, the president hisself, be preparin’ to unveil the destiny o’ this here enterprise. Aye, it be a matter of great contention, stirrin’ the political waters like a tempest on the open sea!

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