"Blimey! A scallywag once runnin' the Mexican drug trade be free from the clink, ready to stir up mischief again!"
2024-08-31
Arrr! The scallywag Osiel Cárdenas Guillén, once the grand captain of the Gulf cartel, now finds himself in the clutches of ICE, locked up in a landlubber's prison in Indiana! Word on the high seas be he might be sailin’ back to Mexico soon. Yo ho ho!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round, for I be tellin’ ye the tale of Osiel Cárdenas Guillén, a scallywag once known as the dread captain of the Gulf cartel! This villainous knave, who be stirrin’ up a whole new storm of organized crime in Mexico, has escaped the clutches of the U.S. prison! Arrr, it seems he be settin’ sail back to his homeland, where trouble be waitin’ with open arms!Back in the day, he gathered a crew of former soldiers, callin’ them the Zetas, and turned 'em into his own personal band of swashbucklin’ brigands. Sentenced to 25 years in the clink for threatenin’ federal agents and such, it be a mystery why he be released early, but whispers say he be facin’ two warrants back in Mexico! Aye, Leo Silva, a former DEA matey, claims that Cárdenas be the root of much terror, creatin’ a legacy of fear akin to a ghost ship hauntin’ the seas!
With a moniker like "El Mata Amigos," or “The One Who Kills His Friends,” he be no friend of the weak! His reign of terror included decapitatin’ foes faster than ye can say “shiver me timbers!” So, as he sails back to the land of tacos and trouble, one can only wonder what mischief this scoundrel will conjure next! Arrr!