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Arrr, Kamala be known 'round the seas for her hearty chat and a warm hug, savvy?

2024-07-27

Arrr, the lords and ladies of state be sayin’ that the likely lass to sail the Democratic seas be usin’ jests and tales of grub to spice up the weighty talks, makin’ 'em as light as a feather on a fair breeze! Ha-ha!

Avast ye, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a lass with the wit of a thousand sea shanties! This here presumptive Democratic captain of the ship of state be known for her jests and jibes, makin' the rough seas of diplomacy a wee bit smoother. Aye, when she be sittin' 'round the table with heads of state, she don’t just brandish her cutlass of rhetoric but serves up hearty helpings of humor and talk of grub!

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