Arrr, Netanyahu be flashin' a pic of the Bibas crew at the swashbucklers' graduation: "Aye, don't forget yer treasure!"
2025-02-23
Arrr, mateys! Captain Netanyahu be tellin' his brave crew o' combat scallywags to keep their eyes on the prize! With a family photo of the Bibas crew in hand, he be sayin', “Remember what we be fightin’ fer!” Aye, family be worth more than a chest o' doubloons!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the tempestuous seas of politics! On a fateful day, the sly sea captain of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu, brandished images of a fair lass named Shiri Bibas and her two wee lads, Ariel and Kfir, at a gathering of young sea dogs graduating as combat officers. With a heavy heart, he cried, “This be what we fight for!” Aye, he painted the vile foes as man-monsters, cold-blooded as a kraken in the depths, takin’ the lives of Shiri and her innocent babes.He warned the crew that these scallywags would wipe out their kin if given the chance. “We’ll fight ‘em to the bitter end!” he declared, brandishing his sword like a true buccaneer of justice. But hold yer horses, for the tale twists further still! Hamas had returned the wrong remains at first, like a ship lost at sea, only to later hand over the true spoils after a standoff. Aye, the bodies of the boys were evidence of a treacherous deed, contrary to what the foes spun.
Netanyahu, ever the clever captain, sought the support of the great landlubber known as Trump, eyeing a grand plan for Gaza. With treasures of weapons and a promise to rid Gaza of its monster rulers, he vowed to keep fighting until all was right. So hoist the sails, me hearties, for this saga be far from over!