The Booty Report

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"Arrr! How the Gaza truce be makin' strange bedfellows of Biden and Trump, like rum and seawater, savvy?"

2025-01-15

Arrr, matey! 'Tis a rare sight, them scallywags from rival ships joinin' hands when the storm be brewin'! But lo and behold, the captain and the new captain be squabblin' over the treasure, not keen to share the spoils! Har har, what a comical crew!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of political intrigue on the high seas o’ governance! In these tempestuous times, when the winds of change be blowin’ fierce, ye'd think the captain and his first mate would be sailin’ in harmony. But nay! The president and the president-elect be like two ships passin’ in the night, each claimin’ the treasure of glory, but not willin’ to share a single doubloon!

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