Arrr, me hearties! Catholics be tossin' prayers fer ol' Pope Francis at Sunday’s mass, hopin' he don’t walk the plank!
2025-02-23
Arrr, the ancient sea-dog of the Vatican, aged 88, be makin' a hearty recovery! After a week in the brig o' the hospital, he had a jolly good night after some fresh air and a pint o' blood. Avast, may he sail on!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a venerable ol' sea captain of the Catholic High Seas—an 88-year-old pontiff, aye! This wise old buccaneer of the holy waters hath been laid up in the hospital for nigh a fortnight, as his ship be takin' on water, if ye know what I mean.