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Arrr, them scallywags in Gaza be findin' more bodies in a buried treasure trove. Shiver me timbers!

2024-04-25

Arrr, The Times be spyin' through their magic glass to see that two of three graves were dug on a hospital's grounds afore an Israeli raid. Shiver me timbers! Those landlubbers be buryin' their treasure 'neath the healin' grounds. Aye, 'tis a scandalous affair!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! The Times be saying that two of three graves were dug up on a hospital's grounds afore an Israeli raid. Aye, them sneaky dogs be buryin' their treasure where they shouldn't! The scallywags be sneakin' around like a bunch of landlubbers tryin' to hide their tracks.
Them sly dogs be thinkin' they be clever, but the watchful eyes in the sky be catchin' them red-handed! The spy glasses in the sky be showin' us the truth of what be happenin' down below. The scurvy dogs be tryin' to cover their tracks, but the evidence be clear as day!
So next time ye be thinkin' of hidin' yer loot where ye shouldn't, ye best think again! The watchful eyes be watchin' over all, and no scallywag can escape their gaze. So bury yer treasure where it's meant to be buried, or ye'll end up walkin' the plank like them foolish dogs!

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