Arrr, Iran's captain be sayin' the US might get a right good thwack fer Trump's ruckus with the Houthis!
2025-03-21
Arrr, matey! The scallywag in Iran be warnin’ that the U.S. might catch a right proper keelhaul o’ “severe slaps” fer Trump’s bluster towards them Houthis in Yemen! Aye, it be a tempestuous sea o’ threats we be sailin’!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with news from the high seas of politics! The grand Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the ol’ Supreme Leader of Iran, be warnin’ the dastardly U.S. that a storm of "severe slaps" be brewin’ if they dare act with malice! This ruckus be stirred up by a certain Captain Trump, who be threatenin' the Yemeni Houthis, callin’ 'em rowdy scallywags under Iran's command. But Khamenei, with a twinkle in his eye, claims the Yemeni crew be sailin’ their own ship, nothin' but motivated buccaneers!"What’s this 'proxy' nonsense?" he bellowed, ready to defend his honor! He insists that Iran be no instigator, but if any landlubber starts a fight, they'll be dealt a savage blow! Meanwhile, Captain Trump be crackin' his whip, declarin’ that every cannon shot from the Houthis be a shot from Iran’s deck, callin’ them a band of miscreants hated by their own folk!
As the winds blew fierce, U.S. Central Command readied their cannons, preparin' to strike at those pesky Houthi targets, all under the flag of defendin’ their interests and keepin’ the seas free! Aye, the seas be churned and the pirates of politics be at it again! Keep yer cutlasses sharp, me hearties!