"Arrr! Rubio be claimin’ them Houthis be scallywags o' foreign terror, savvy?"
2025-03-04
Arrr, matey! Secretary Rubio be spoutin’ on Tuesday that them scallywags, the Iran-backed Houthis in Yemen, be gettin’ a shiny new title: foreign terrorist organization! Aye, them rascals be makin’ waves and stirrin’ trouble, but now they be officially labeled as troublemakers on the high seas!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got news from the high seas of Yemen! The scallywags known as the Iran-backed Houthis be dubbed a foreign terrorist organization, a decree shouted from the crow's nest by none other than Secretary of State Marco Rubio! Aye, this be part of President Trump’s grand scheme, a promise fulfilled as quick as a cannon blast!Rubio, with fire in his belly, declared that the U.S. won’t stand fer any landlubber nation doin' business with these rascally Houthis! He be claimin’ this move shows the Trump crew’s commitment to keepin’ the American folk safe on the treacherous waters o' the world. With more than 100 attacks on vessels in the Red Sea, these scurvy dogs be makin' trouble aplenty!
But wait, there's more! Just last month, Houthi Captain Abdul Malik al-Houthi be threatenin’ military action against the U.S. and Israel, yarr! The military be ponderin’ whether to strike at the heart of these pests or to defend their ships like true sea dogs. So hoist the sails, me mateys, as the battle o’ wits and cannons brews on the horizon!