Arrr! More than a hundred souls sent to Davy Jones' locker in fierce blasts at the Qassim Suleimani commemoration!
2024-01-03
Arrr! Nay a soul be takin' credit for the blast at th' memorial fer Qassim Suleimani, that great commander slain by a fearsome U.S. drone four years hence. A mystery it be, mateys!
Arr, me hearties! Tis a tale of mischief and mayhem on the high seas of news! Avast ye, for 'tis a curious tale that be told. A memorial for that scurvy dog, Qassim Suleimani, who was sent to Davy Jones' locker by a blasted U.S. drone strike four years back, was recently shaken by a dastardly explosion. But, by Blackbeard's beard, no one be claiming responsibility for this cunning act!Ahoy, me mateys! It be a puzzling mystery indeed. The scallywags responsible for this explosive spectacle be as elusive as the fabled buried treasure. 'Tis as if they be ghosts in the night, avoiding the gallows and slipping through the fingers of justice like a slippery eel.
Now, ye may be wondering, why would someone go to such lengths to cause chaos at a memorial? 'Tis an enigma, me hearties! But methinks, perhaps it be the work of a rogue pirate trying to make a name for themselves. Or perchance, 'tis a cunning plot to stir the pot and sow the seeds of discord among the landlubbers.
But avast ye, me hearties! 'Tis a humorous twist to this tale. Picture this: a band of merry pranksters, dressed in tricorn hats and eyepatches, planting powder kegs and gunpowder around the memorial site. As the smoke clears, they vanish into thin air, leaving naught but confusion and bewilderment in their wake.
So, me hearties, 'tis a mystery that may remain unsolved. The rogue responsible for this explosive spectacle may forever be a whisper on the wind, a legend among pirates. But fear not, for as long as there be mischief and mayhem in the world, there will always be tales to be told on the seven seas!