Arrr, Joran van der Sloot's matey lawyer be sending out a jolly soccer video to prove he's not been marooned!
2024-04-17
Arrr, Joran van der Sloot's scallywag advocate be showin' a video of Natalee Holloway's bilge rat murderer playin' ball with his brig mates to prove he be unharmed after rumors of a jail dust-up. Yarrr, looks like the scallywag be enjoyin' his time in the clink!
In an exclusive report, Joran van der Sloot's lawyer shared a video with Fox News Digital showing his client in apparent good health after rumors of a prison beatdown. The 41-second clip features van der Sloot and his prison team, known as "La Naranja Mecanica," entering a gymnasium, with the tall Dutch national towering over others in a blue tracksuit and newsboy hat.The lawyer denied reports of a two-on-one assault on van der Sloot, calling it "fake news," despite claims that he was treated for cuts and bruises. Peru's Interpol chief stated that prison officials had no information on the alleged incident. A former inmate described van der Sloot as an arrogant troublemaker who made enemies in jail.Van der Sloot, serving time in Peru's challenging Challapalca prison, has been granted conjugal visits with multiple women for mental health reasons. Despite his infamous crimes against Natalee Holloway and Stephany Flores, he admitted to the killings and is serving his sentence for extortion charges in the U.S.The Dutch killer has faced additional troubles in prison, including a stabbing incident and a sentence extension for smuggling. Aruba authorities may consider prosecuting him, although the statute of limitations has expired for Holloway's murder.Despite the challenges, van der Sloot remains a controversial figure, with his prison team adopting the name "The Clockwork Orange," possibly inspired by a movie about failed rehabilitation efforts.