Arrr, UK envoy be eatin’ his own hat ’bout Trump’s peril, callin’ it “ill-judged and wrong”! Har har!
2025-01-29
Arrr, me hearties! Lord Peter Mandelson, the newly minted ambassador to the colonies, be all a-twitter 'bout workin' with Cap'n Trump! Seems his past grumblings be naught but foolish bluster, now cast aside like a wayward parrot! Hoist the sails o' diplomacy, says he!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the newly appointed U.K. ambassador to the grand ol' U.S. of A., Lord Peter Mandelson! This savvy scallywag be preparin’ to uphold the fabled "special relationship" between them two mighty nations. But first, he be settin' the record straight, claimin' his past jabs at President Trump were more blunder than brilliance. Arrr!In a cheeky interview, he confessed that he once called Trump a "danger to the world," but now he’s got a newfound respect for the captain of the ship after his recent victory. "Times be a-changin'," he quips, as he readies to sail the diplomatic seas. Rumors be a-floatin’ that the White House may block his appointment, but Mandelson scoffs at such notions, claimin' he’s heard naught but friendly winds from the other side of the ocean.
This landlubber, the first non-career diplomat in over fifty years, aims to work hand in hand with the U.S. on trade and defense, especially against that pesky China! So hoist the flags and get ready for a jolly good time as Mandelson—akin to a sea captain—charts course for a brighter U.K.-U.S. alliance amidst the turbulent waters of diplomacy!