The Booty Report

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"Avast, mateys! Six sky ports in Northern Haiti be swingin’ their doors open fer U.S. ships of the air!"

2024-11-21

Arrr, mateys! The mighty FAA be declarin’ that skies be clearin’ o’er half a dozen ports in Haiti, yet the grand treasure trove of flights in the capital be stayin' under lock and key! Aye, even pirates need to wait fer their turn!

Arrr mateys, gather 'round fer a tale from the skies! The mighty beaureau known as the Federal Aviation Administration, aye, they be the masters o' the air, made an announcement on the day of the week that be known as Thursday. They declared that the winds o' fortune were blowin' fair, allowin' air traffic to set sail once more at half a dozen ports in the Caribbean waters of Haiti!

But hold yer horses! Not so fast, ye landlubbers! The grandest hub o' all, the one that be sittin' in the capital, be remainin' under lock and key, like a treasure chest with no map. Aye, it be off-limits, keepin’ the flights grounded like a ship with a busted sail! The skies be clearin' for some, but the heart o' the operations still lay dormant, awaitin' fer the winds o' change to blow its way.

So, raise yer rum cups high, me hearties, fer while some airports be buzzin' like a hive o' busy bees, the main hub be takin' a wee bit o' a nap. 'Tis a curious situation in Haiti, where the flights be playin' hide and seek, and the skies be as fickle as a pirate's loyalty! Yarrr!

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