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2025-03-05

Arrr, matey! The silver screen be risin' from Davy Jones' locker in France, like a treasure chest o' flickerin' images! Avast, ye landlubbers! Grab yer grog and prepare to feast yer eyes upon the bounty of cinema once more! Aye, it be a spectacle worth a hearty guffaw!

Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand return of the silver screen in that fair land o’ France! Aye, after a long voyage through troubled waters, the good folk of France be once again settin' sail to their beloved cinemas, and the smell o' popcorn be fillin' the air like the sweet scent of treasure!

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