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“Arrr! Ukraine skips the parley, spooked by a cannonball whisperin’ of doom! Smart move, mateys!”

2024-11-22

Arrr, matey! For the first time since them scallywags in Russia set sail for Ukraine, the fine folk in Parliament have decided to toss their session overboard! Aye, 'tis a rare sight indeed, like findin' a treasure chest full of seaweed!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, for I be havin' a tale of the landlubbers known as Parliament! Aye, it be a rare sight, as they be cancelin' their grand meetin' for the very first time since them scallywags in Russia set sail to invade the fair Ukraine. Aye, ye heard me right! Even them politicians be knowin' when to hoist the Jolly Roger and call it a day!

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