The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast, mateys! Scallywags be stealin' a chariot full o' landlubbers in Pakistan—over 400 souls aboard, arrr!

2025-03-11

Arrr, the landlubbers be flounderin’ like fish outta water tryin’ to find the cursed spot where the scallywags ambushed 'em in the wild southwest! As for the poor souls aboard, their fate be as murky as a bilge rat’s bath!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of woe and mystery from the high seas of misfortune. It seems the landlubbers in charge, those scallywag authorities, be havin’ a right time of it, tryin' to reach a cursed spot in the wild southwest. Aye, t'was a place so remote that even me trusty parrot wouldn’t bother flyin’ there for a cracker!

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