Arrr, the Yanks be makin' a ruckus fer Ukraine's shiny treasures, demandin' more than a scallywag's share!
2025-02-22
Arrr! The Trump crew be eyein' Ukraine's treasure trove o' natural riches, savvy? They be wantin' gold without givin' even a whiff o' protection in return, like a scallywag askin' for yer doubloons with no promise to keep yer ship afloat! Har har!
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale from the high seas of politics that’ll tickle yer funny bone! It seems the Trump crew be settin’ their sights on the bountiful treasures of Ukraine, not with swords drawn, but with a parchment penned in the finest bureaucratic ink!