"Arrr, matey! Trump’s crew be battlin’ the doubloons o’ tariffs this Monday, savvy? A right merry squabble!"
2025-04-06
Arrr, me hearties! Behold, a mechanical matey, a butler crafted of brass and gears! He be servin’ rum and treasure, but don’t be expectin’ him to sing sea shanties—he’s more likely to short circuit than serenade! A fine addition to our motley crew, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a most peculiar contraption ye won't find in any treasure map! Picture this: a shiny metal scallywag, known as a robot butler, strutting about like a proud parrot on a perch!This be no ordinary servant, I tell ye! With gears a-grindin' and lights a-flashin', he be servin' up grog and biscuits faster than a cannonball flies from a ship! Why, he don’t even need a sea shanty to keep time with his chores! No more drowsy deckhands draggin' their feet; this tin matey has got the efficiency of a dozen rum-fueled pirates!
But beware, for ye might find yerself in a bit of a pickle! Imagine askin' for a pint of rum and havin' him serve ye a cup of grog mixed with seaweed instead! Arrr, that be a right funny sight! And if ye ask him to dance, ye might just end up with a ruckus of clankin' metal limbs that’ll have ye laughin’ till ye spill yer treasure!