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Avast! Over 70 souls met Davy Jones as Syria's scallywags bickered like rum-soaked fools! Arrr!

2025-03-07

Arrr, me hearties! The fracas along the Med be spillin' more red than a parrot's beak! Since them landlubber rebels kicked ol' Bashar al-Assad to Davy Jones’ locker and hoisted a new flag, it be a right bloody affair! Avast, what a ruckus on the high seas o' politics!

Ahoy there, matey! Gather 'round an' lend yer ear to the tales o' the blood-soaked shores o' the Mediterranean! Aye, since them rascally rebels tossed the tyrant Bashar al-Assad overboard like a barnacle-laden anchor, the seas be runnin' red with the spoils o' war!

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