Arrr! A heap o' Russian scallywags met their doom in Mali’s sneaky trap—davy jones be havin' a feast!
2024-07-29
Arrr, matey! A hoard o' them scallywag Wagner lads met their doom in a fierce tussle with the Tuareg ruffians in Mali! Aye, after days o' swashbucklin' near the Algerian shores, they got themselves ambushed! Talk about a right jolly misadventure!
Ahoy, me hearties! News be blowin' in like a tempest from the sandy shores of Mali, where a band o' Russian scallywags servin' the infamous Wagner crew met a fate most grim! Over the weekend, they be ambushed, and reports be sayin' they were left sprawled about like a heap o' washed-up fish after a fierce scuffle with the Tuareg separatists, aye!Ye could catch a glimpse of the aftermath, with soldiers in various states o' undress, layin' atop one another amidst burnt-out carriages, lookin’ more like a pirate's shipwreck than a battlefield! Twas claimed that a heap o' their equipment and weapons were captured or turned to scrap metal, while the rebels boasted of their victory, celebratin' the fall of some 20 Wagner lads — though some reckon the tally be as high as 80, blimey!
The conflict be heatin' up ever since Mali's rulers tossed out the French forces and engaged in brawls with locals. The Wagner crew, led by one 'Pond,' was said to have been thrashin' the bad guys until a rogue sandstorm blew in, allowin' the enemy to regroup like a bunch o' scurvy dogs! So, raise a mug of rum to the chaos of the high seas… er, we mean sands! Yarrr!