"Arrr! Trump’s crew be sendin' landlubbers to Panama's wild jungle camp, where the only treasure be mosquitos!"
2025-02-19
Ahoy! A ragtag crew of wayward souls, wee ones included, be shanghaied to a camp by nightfall. “Blimey! ‘Tis like a zoo, all fenced up like caged beasts!” quoth one poor landlubber among 'em. Har har! What a fine mess we be in, matey!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, fer I be tellin' ye a tale from the high seas of the landlubbers! A motley crew of unauthorized scallywags, includin' wee ones, found themselves shanghaied and bused to a camp under cover of darkness, like a ship hidin' from the kraken!Upon arrival, one brave soul, with the spirit of a true buccaneer, declared, “Blimey! It looks like a zoo, there be fenced cages aplenty!” Aye, ye heard me right! Instead of the grand adventure they sought, they stumbled upon a sight that would make even the fiercest pirate weep—cages that would make a parrot squawk in confusion!
Now, I reckon these poor souls be hopin’ for treasure and freedom, but instead, they found themselves trapped like fish in a barrel, wonderin’ if they’d be served up for dinner or just left to scratch their heads. The irony be thicker than a sailor’s beard, and the humor be as rich as a chest full of doubloons! So, me hearties, let this be a lesson: not all voyages lead to glory; sometimes ye end up in a cage with a view that’d make a monkey blush!