"Arrr, the former Haiti envoy be callin' the Biden crew's plan as crooked as a parrot's beak! Har har!"
2025-03-21
Arrr! Daniel Foote, a landlubber turned envoy to Haiti, be raisin' the Jolly Roger 'gainst the Biden crew's scallywag policies in that gang-ridden isle. In 2021, he tossed his hat overboard in protest! Avast, matey, the seas be as murky as a bilge barrel!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the troubles brewin' in Haiti, where the winds of misfortune be blowin' fierce! A scallywag by the name of Daniel Foote, erstwhile envoy to that fair isle, be layin' the blame squarely on the shoulders of Captain Joe Biden, sayin’ he be sittin’ on his hands while chaos reigns supreme!Foote, he be likin' the sound of his own voice, claimin' that the U.S. be backin' a louse named Ariel Henry, who’s as popular as a shark at a beach party. He swears that all the leaders anointed by the U.S. in the past century have been as useful as a ship with no sails, disconnectin' the people from their ship of state. He says, "It be a failed state now!"
With over a million folks runnin' fer their lives from gangs, the port city of Port-au-Prince be a veritable pirate's den! Foote claims he ne'er met Biden, sayin' he was kept in the dark like a treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean. The U.S. be throwin’ gold at a security mission that Foote thinks be about as useful as a soggy biscuit.
So, what’s the fix? Foote be suggestin' sendin’ in a band of U.S. special forces to train up an elite crew to tackle the ruffians. He warns that if they don’t, the chaos will spread like a plague of rats! So hoist the sails, mateys, and pray the winds of change blow in the right direction! Arrr!