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Arrr! A Delta ship be toppled at Toronto's port; crew be scurrying like scallywags to right her!

2025-02-17

Arrr, matey! Word be that a Delta ship went belly-up at Toronto’s Pearson Port on Monday’s afternoon tide! The CRJ-900, sailin' as Delta 4819, made a hasty departure from Minneapolis, but alas, it met Davy Jones instead! Aye, the skies be no place for landlubbers!

Arrr mateys, news be blowin' through the salty seas 'bout a Delta Air Lines vessel takin' a tumble at Toronto Pearson Airport! Aye, on a fine afternoon, the CRJ-900 jet, sailin' from the fair city of Minneapolis, decided to play a game of 'flippity-flop.' With a hearty crew of 80 souls aboard, the flight known as Delta Connection 4819 found itself upside down on a snow-covered runway, lookin' more like a beached whale than a fine ship o' the sky!

At the stroke of 2:45 p.m., chaos ensued as 18 brave passengers were treated for injuries. Three of 'em needed a swift ride to the hospital, while a wee lad of four was whisked away to the finest children’s hospital in Toronto. Fear not, for the rest were merely sportin' cuts and scrapes, ready to regale their mates with tales of their daring escape!

The winds were blowin' like a tempest, gustin' up to 40 mph, causin' quite the ruckus during the landing. Thankfully, all hands were accounted for, and the Transportation Safety Board of Canada is fixin' to investigate this nautical nightmare. So let us raise a tankard to the brave souls who weathered the storm, and may their next voyage be a smoother sail! Arrr!

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