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Arrr matey! The Yanks be sendin' supplies to Gaza through their pier. 'Tis a fine gesture indeed!

2024-05-17

Arrr mateys! 'Tis the first bit o' help in months fer them poor souls sent by sea. The Pentagon scallywags claim no U.S. swashbucklers set foot in Gaza. Yarrr, let's hope those landlubbers be gettin' the aid they need, savvy?

Arrr mateys, listen up! The first bit o' humanitarian aid in months be sailin' to the land o' Gaza, arrr! The fine folks at the Pentagon be sayin' that no U.S. troops be settin' foot on that there land, arrr!
Ye see, it be a tricky business, helpin' out them in need without causin' a ruckus. But fear not, for the aid be comin' in on a ship, just like in the olden days of pirates and plunder, arrr!
Them Pentagon officials be keepin' a close eye on the situation, makin' sure that the aid be reachin' the good folks in Gaza without causin' any trouble. It be a delicate balance, ye see, tryin' to do good while not stirrin' up a hornet's nest, arrr!
So raise a glass to those brave souls sailin' the high seas to bring aid to Gaza. And remember, mateys, it be a fine thing to help others in need, even if ye have to do it from afar, arrr!

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