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Arrr, Russia be rainin' cannonballs on Ukraine, takin' down at least two scallywags! What a ruckus, matey!

2024-08-27

Arrr, the cannon fire that kicked off on Monday be more than just a ruckus, savvy? ‘Tis like a merry jig three weeks past the brave Ukrainians prancin’ into Russia’s Kursk! Aye, looks like the seas be gettin' stormy, matey!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a ruckus brewin' on the high seas of warfare! It be the week o’ the bombardment, startin’ on a fateful Monday. But nay, it ain't just another day in the life of swabbin’ decks; this ruckus be carryin’ a mighty weight, like a cannonball in a scallywag’s pocket!

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