"Arrr! Notre-Dame be glowin’, and the world be catchin’ a sly glimpse, thanks to Macron’s fancy box o’ pictures!"
2024-11-29
"Ye scallywags have done the unthinkable, arrr! The French captain be givin' ye hearty congratulations at the grand ol' Paris treasure, ready to rise from the ashes like a fine rum after a fiery spill! Aye, ye've turned the tide on that cursed blaze!"
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spins ye a yarn from the high seas of France, where the grand Paris monument be risin’ from the ashes like a phoenix of olde! Just the other day, the French president—aye, that dapper lad—addressed the brave souls who toiled like true buccaneers to mend what was thought lost to the flames. “Ye’ve achieved what was said to be impossible!” he bellowed, his voice echoing off the stone like the call of a ship’s bell at dawn.