The Booty Report

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Biden's scheme to construct a Gaza aid port may fetch 2 million grub portions daily, arrr!

2024-03-08

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at the Pentagon be sayin' it'll be a good month or two 'fore the pier and causeway be finished. I reckon we'll have to bide our time and swab the deck while we wait for our treasure to arrive! Aye, yo ho ho!

Arrr mateys! Listen up ye scallywags! The blasted Pentagon be sayin' that it'll take a good month or two to finish buildin' the pier and causeway. Aye, that be a long time indeed for us swashbucklers waitin' to set sail on our next adventure!
But fear not me hearties, for time be flyin' like a parrot on a breezy day! We can use this time to gather our crew, stock up on rum and provisions, and sharpen our cutlasses. And who knows, by the time the pier be finished, we'll be ready to conquer the seven seas!
So let's raise a toast to patience and perseverance, me fellow pirates! Let's bide our time and make the most of this delay. For when the day finally comes to set sail, we'll be ready to take on any challenge that comes our way. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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