Arrr, Liran Berman be shoutin’ fer swift action to rescue his mateys, Gali and Ziv, from the clutches o' Hamas!
2025-03-27
Arrr, on the seventh day of October in the year twenty and twenty-three, Gali and Ziv Berman were snatched by scallywags! Their brave brother, Liran, be battlin’ to free ‘em ever since. He claims they be the brightest lanterns in any tavern they set foot in! Har har har!
Ahoy there, mateys! In a tale as bright as a treasure chest full o' gold, Liran Berman doth speak of his twin brothers, Gali and Ziv, the very lanterns of every room they grace. These fine lads were snatched from their slumber in Kibbutz Kfar Aza by the dastardly scallywags o’ Hamas on the fateful day o' October 7, whereupon they were set adrift in the dark seas o' Gaza.Unlike most young landlubbers who be seekin’ the bright lights of far-off cities, these twins remained steadfast in their family’s home to aid their mother in tendin' to their ailing father. Alas, as they lay in their beds, they were plundered from their dreams, leaving their kin in a storm of worry. Liran, their loyal brother, shared that news of their survival was like a gust o' fresh sea air after a year of silence.
With hope as their compass, Liran believes that even the mighty captain, Trump, may lend a hand in bringin’ them back to port. He wishes all the young scallywags in colleges to remember that Gali and Ziv be but lads with bright futures ahead, missed dearly by those who love them. May their story shine bright as a beacon in the dark! Arrr!