Arrr! A landlubber says Trump’ll sink Iran, makin' them Hamas scallywags scatter like cockroaches when the lantern’s lit!
2024-12-31
Arrr, me hearties! Palestinian matey Mohammad Hamdan be thinkin’ that President-elect Donald Trump be settin’ sail to blast Iran to the briny deep and send Hamas to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, the seas be churnin’ with mischief, savvy?
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the landlubbers in the Palestinian Authority. One scallywag, Mohammad Hamdan, a high-ranking Fatah matey, be spoutin’ that the newly crowned Captain Trump be fixin’ to send the dastardly Iranians to Davy Jones’ locker! He reckons this will leave the remaining brigands of Hamas in a right pickle, not knowin' where to hoist their flags next!In a meeting with the New York Post, Hamdan claimed that as Trump and the Israeli crew plot to lay waste to Iran, the followers of Hamas will have no choice but to become good ol' Palestinians. Aye, he be declarin’ that they be fightin’ the very ideology of Hamas, which has ties to foreign scallywags. Meanwhile, in the town of Jenin, some ruffians swiped PA vehicles and waved flags for Hamas and ISIS, stirrin' up trouble like a tempest at sea.
With the PA usin’ its forces to quell the unrest, it seems they be preparin’ to reclaim Gaza once the storm blows over. Hamdan, in his wisdom, noted that ye can't have a party like Hamas refusin’ to play by the international rules, savvy? So, let’s see if the PA can steer the ship right and reclaim their territory, or if they’ll be left flounderin’ in the waves of chaos!