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"Arrr! Trouble brews in Serbia's lithium lair, where cursed spirits be hauntin' the miners, savvy?"

2024-08-18

Arrr, me hearties! A Rio Tinto treasure trove, deemed vital fer them fancy electric car contraptions, be causin’ a ruckus! One salty sea-dog squawked, “Nay, I be wantin' green apples and grassy meadows, not them shiny green chariots!” Har har har!

Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round, for a tale of a mighty mine in the land o' Rio Tinto be stirrin' up a tempest o' protests! Aye, the good folks o' Europe be eyein' this treasure like a parched sailor spies a barrel o' rum, claimin' it be essential for them shiny electric chariots. But not all be happy in this fair land, arrr!

One landlubber even exclaimed, “I don’t need green cars, I need green apples and green grass!” Aye, a fine sentiment, matey! Why chase after them fancy contraptions when the good earth be givin' us the delights of Mother Nature’s bounty? Who needs a motorized beast when ye can munch on a crisp apple or roll in the lush green fields?

As the protests swell like a stormy sea, ye can hear the clamor of voices raised high, shoutin’ against the hum of machinery and the clatter of industry. They be demandin’ to keep their bountiful lands free from the clutches of electric greed! So, hoist the Jolly Roger, me mateys, for this be a battle betwixt the green of the earth and the green of the wallets! Yarrr!

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