"Arrr! Two scallywags met Davy Jones in Germany's knife brawl; Captain Scholz be shoutin' for consequences, ye sea dogs!"
2025-01-22
Arrr, matey! A scallywag in Germany went and poked two souls to Davy Jones’ locker, a wee lad among 'em! Three others be nursed back to health, while the villain was caught quicker than a fish in a net! A right mess, that be!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the treacherous land of Bavaria, where two souls, including a wee lad of two summers, met a grim fate at the pointy end of a cutlass—nay, a kitchen knife! The scallywag behind this dastardly deed be a former asylum-seeker, who was s’posed to be sailing away from Germany but instead found himself in the brig!Chancellor Olaf Scholz, like a captain with a storm brewin' in his belly, demanded to know why this landlubber was still about, especially with an election on the horizon. It seems the attack be stirring the pot, as irregular migration be a hot topic—arrr, consequences be needed, says he!
The villain struck in a park, aiming at a group of wee ones, and a brave German lad tried to save 'em but paid the price. While the scallywag was caught in mere minutes, it turns out he’d been on the radar of the authorities before, causing trouble thrice! Aye, he’d been sent off for a bit of psychiatric help, but returned like a bad penny.
Scholz, tired of this nonsense, declared this act of terror incomprehensible and called fer immediate action, promising to send the rascals packing. So, remember, me hearties, even in the land of pretzels and beer, trouble can brew, and the seas of politics be ever turbulent!