The Booty Report

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Arrr! The U.S. be droppin' supplies from the sky, but be keepin' their boots off the sandy shores of Gaza!

2024-03-05

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in the U.S. Air Force be droppin' grub from the skies like it be rainin' gold! But fear not, mateys, for there be no need for us to set foot on land. We'll just feast from the heavens like true pirates! Aye aye, captain!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! The U.S. Air Force, in cahoots with the Jordanian Air Force, be droppin' some grub from the skies - 36,800 ready-to-eat meals, to be exact. But don't ye be thinkin' they be sendin' any of their own crew to the ground, oh no! A spokesman from the Pentagon made it clear as crystal - there be no plans to put U.S. forces on the soil.
Ye might be wonderin', why be they droppin' food from the skies if they ain't be landin' themselves? Well, me hearties, it be all about helpin' out them in need. Whether it be a disaster or a conflict, sometimes a quick drop from above be the best way to get supplies to the people who need 'em the most.
So next time ye see a cargo plane flyin' overhead, be sure to give a cheer for the brave crews who be deliverin' the goods. And remember, even if ye don't see 'em touchin' land, they be doin' their part to lend a hand to those in distress. Arrr!

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