The Booty Report

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Arrr, mateys! The first scurvy scallywags be leavin' Gaza, set sailin' from this cursed Israel-Hamas war!

2023-11-01

Arr, the ambulances done brought injured mateys from Palestine into Egypt, as per the good ol' Egyptian state TV. Word be that some swashbucklin' foreign passport holders be plannin' to set foot on Egyptian shores this very day, as the officials have rightly proclaimed.

In a jolly twist of events, the trusty ambulances have sailed their way into Egypt, carrying injured Palestinians, as reported by the Egyptian state TV. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold! But hold yer horses, me hearties, for there be more to this tale. Yonder officials have also mentioned that a bunch of foreign passport holders be makin' their way across the border today! Arrr, isn't that somethin'?

Now, me mates, ye may be wonderin' how these brave souls ended up in Egypt. Well, let me spin ye a yarn! The Palestinians, bless their souls, found themselves in a spot of trouble, with injuries aplenty. Aye, the ambulances were their saviors, swoopin' in to whisk them away to safety. Off they went, their sails catchin' the wind as they raced across the border, deliverin' the wounded to the land of pyramids and pharaohs.

But, me hearties, that ain't all! Oh no, there be more excitement brewin'. The officials whispered in hushed tones that those with foreign passports, be they adventurers or scallywags, were expected to join the party too. Aye, ye heard right! They be crossin' the border, seekin' refuge or maybe just a grand adventure in the land of sand and camels.

So, me lads and lasses, let us raise a tankard o' grog to these brave souls. May they find solace in the embrace of Egypt's warm sands, and may their injuries heal faster than a ship in full sail. 'Tis a tale of compassion and adventure, all wrapped up in the language of a 17th century pirate. Ah, the seas be full of surprises, me hearties!

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