Arrr, Netanyahu be laughin' at Trump’s threat o' hellfire fer those scallywags in Hamas! Free yer mates or else!
2024-12-03
Arrr, matey! Netanyahu be sayin' that Trump be hittin' the nail on the head, demandin' them rascally Hamas scallywags to set the hostages free! Aye, 'tis a fine time for some pirate justice, I say! Release 'em or walk the plank, ye landlubbers!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spins ye a yarn 'bout the high seas of politics! It be none other than the Israeli captain, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, givin' a hearty nod to President-elect Donald Trump, who be barkin' at the scallywags of Hamas to release their hostages or face a storm of fury! “Aye, Trump be pointin’ his cutlass at the right villain,” he quoth, shakin’ his head at the usual blame cast upon the Israeli crew.Now, as the tides turn, Trump be callin’ for the release of all hostages before he takes the helm on January 20. He be sayin’ nothin’ be done since the dastardly attacks on October 7, when Hamas be plunderin’ and pillagin’ the good folks of Israel! With 101 poor souls still trapped, seven of ‘em be Americans!
“Talk be cheap!” Trump hollers, “If them hostages ain’t free before I hoist the flag, there’ll be a reckoning in the Middle East!” Even Israeli Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich be agreein', sayin’ we need to tighten the noose on those madcap marauders, instead of givin’ ‘em what they want. So hoist the sails, me hearties—this be one wild political voyage!