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Avast ye mateys! The scallywag leader what be rebelling 'gainst ol' Putin seems to be makin' a grand return on the telly! Arrr!

2023-08-22

Avast ye! Yevgeny V. Prigozhin, the scoundrel who started the Wagner rascals, had been hidin' like a bilge rat since his futile mutiny in June. Now, a mysterious film shows him tryin' to gather a crew for mischievous adventures in Africa, arrr!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Gather 'round and listen to the tale of Yevgeny V. Prigozhin, a scallywag of the highest order! This here pirate, known as the founder of the infamous Wagner mercenary group, has been keepin' a low profile since his unsuccessful mutiny in June. But lo and behold, a mysterious video has emerged, showin' this cunning pirate seemingly recruitin' fellow scallywags for adventures in the far-off lands of Africa!
Now, me hearties, let me tell ye about this Wagner group. They be a bunch of ruthless swashbucklers, willin' to do any dirty deed for the right price. It's said that this Prigozhin fella be their captain, leadin' 'em into battle and plunderin' all they can get their hands on. But somethin' went awry in June, and their mutiny attempt failed miserably, sendin' this Prigozhin scurrying into the shadows.
But fear not, me fellow pirates! This video, though unverified, suggests that our friend Prigozhin be plannin' a new venture in the vast lands of Africa. It seems he be seekin' recruits, eager souls willin' to sail the high seas and conquer new territories in the name of plunder and mayhem. Arrr, what a bold and audacious plan!
Now, ye might be wonderin' why this be of any concern to us. Well, me hearties, it be simple. Prigozhin and his Wagner group be a threat to the peace and harmony of the seas. They be disturbin' the balance of power, creatin' chaos wherever they go. It be up to us, the honorable pirates of the seven seas, to put a stop to their shenanigans!
So, me hearties, let us keep a close eye on this Prigozhin character and his mischievous plans. The seas be callin' for justice, and it be our duty to ensure that these scoundrels be brought to justice. Together, we shall prevail and restore order to the treacherous waters. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!

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